“I want to make sure people understand the Mission is just moving, not closing,” said Robin Passerine, Vice President of the development firm SWALLOW Properties, LLP. “A new and improved version will be moving into a great ocean-view commercial space at the Outlets in San Clemente, which opened in 2015. Mission fans are really going to be delighted by what we have in store for them, including interactive exhibits using VR technology. We’re also putting in a bunch of swallows nests along the exterior, with animatronic birds that pop out at intervals – They’re much more reliable than the real ones, which tend to migrate. There will also be plenty of parking for school buses right in front of the gift shop, along with a variety of adjacent dining options.”
Artist's concept of SWALLOW mixed-use development at the Mission site. |
Nearby, a restaurant patio built over the Mission cemetery will use Fr. St. John O’Sullivan’s grave marker as a dramatic centerpiece.
Adobe walls come down easily, exposing inferior early construction techniques. |
Plans for SWALLOW promise “catalytic activity, vibrant streetscapes, and a tenant mix reflecting the rich history and culture of San Juan Capistrano.”
Parts of the mission's north wing are raized to make way for a parking structure. |
In 1775, Franciscan missionaries selected a site for Mission San Juan Capistrano about two miles northeast of its current location. Soon thereafter, there was a native uprising in San Diego, and the padres and soldiers were called away to help. Father Serra himself rededicated San Juan Capistrano at its original site, or “Misíon Vieja,” in 1776. A few years later it was moved to a new site that had a better water supply. In 1782, the Serra Chapel – the oldest California building still standing – at its current location in San Juan Capistrano. A large stone church was completed in 1806, but it was destroyed in an 1812 earthquake that also killed 40 Native Americans.
Animatronic swallows will pop in and out of artificial nests at the new San Clemente location. |
Local reaction was mixed. “It’s sad to lose an important California landmark that’s central to our community’s history and identity,” said Cliff Bird, who was walking past the Mission on his lunch break. “But the economy is the economy, and if development brings in more money than a mission, there’s no way to argue against progress. Cash is the only way to measure whether something is successful or has value.”
[UPDATE: Click through to an addendum on this post.]
Juaneño activist Janet Natoma stands between the bell wall and a wrecking ball. |
April Fool!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI fell for this completely and was horrified. Sadly, it's really not that hard to believe. Nevertheless, presumably, this is an April Fool's joke, for which I'm grateful!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I want to take this opportunity to let you know how much I always enjoy your posts on Orange County history.
I fell for this story. It was when I was reading it to my husband and saw his reactions that I knew it couldn't be true.
ReplyDeleteAnyway we can get the pop out birds???
ReplyDeleteBeautifully done, Chris! You should write for The Onion. Start by submitting this story!
ReplyDeleteGood job Chris! I fell for it completely. Then I remembered what day it is.
ReplyDeleteExcellent! You got me.
ReplyDeleteAs a former city commissioner in Dana Point, I'll be keeping an eye on your blog, Chris. Next year won't be so easy. Best regards.
CHRIS!! I thought "what is this world coming to?" You can not relocate history and keep it history.
ReplyDeleteYou got me and it's April 2nd!
ReplyDeleteI cannot tell you how many times it has been suggested to me that we just "move the mission" and all six extant structures at Historic Wintersburg. I've actually said to a few that "we don't consider moving San Juan Capistrano's mission". Thank you, Chris. This is brilliant.
ReplyDeleteIt would not be the same if you had decided to move the mission It has been there sense I was a child. And yes it is a shame that they have chosen to destroy or remake our old buildings in Santa Ana and thru Orange County. And renaming streets and schools. These people who run our county should be ashamed of them self's.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad to say that as of Dec. 22, 2023, this article has had over sixteen thousand views. Unfortunately, the kinds of horrible people and horrible ideas this article mocked back on April Fools Day 2018 are just as abundant (if not more so) today.
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